March 2009

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Story and art by Roger Landridge

Muppet Show #1 I heart the Muppets.  I mean,  I really heart the Muppets.  Sesame Street debuted the year I was born, and The Muppet Show aired 7 years later, so they were basically my pop culture buddies throughout most of my formative years.  The combination of the unparalleled character design, the corny-as-hell jokes, the self-deprication, the bewilderment at the world around them, and the sheer purity and innocence of these felt creations spoke directly to my core. And still do.  I’m man enough to admit I shed a few tears when I heard about Jim Henson’s death.  Even though I’d never met him, I felt like I’d lost a friend. Many friends, actually.

But the characters soldiered on through several different later TV series, specials, and feature films, with mixed success.  We shall not discuss the special with Scooter and Sam the Eagle dressed in leather at a rave.  I’m not joking.

So here come BOOM! Studios and this Roger Landridge person to tread on seriously hallowed territory by creating this mini series, set back in the traditional variety show format where we first met Miss Piggy and Gonzo.   So how is it?

Pretty damn good.

This is a new episode of The Muppet Show on paper.  It’s got Statler and Waldorf heckling, a Muppet News Flash, explosions, the Swedish Chef, musical numbers, classic sketches, “celebrity” guest stars, and even a through-line story behind the scenes.  It’s actually funny.  And corny.  And ultimately, even poignant.

The only gripe I have is with the art.  Yeah, it’s a kid’s book, but the characters all seem a little…not right.  You’re constantly aware throughout that even though the characters’ voices are spot-on, the designs are someone else’s interpretation of how they look.  And it’s a little strange to see them gesturing with arms and fingers, and even….elbows.  Whoah.  But these are just the admittedly nitpicky ramblings of a rabid fan.  And Mr. Landridge is both writing and drawing the thing, so I’ll cut him some slack.

If you love the Muppets, and want a nice, fuzzy trip down memory lane, you can’t beat this comic.

“EAT COMIC!!! EAT COMIC!!! RAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!”

Animal, no!!

Siffie

The year is 2009.  The global economy is in freefall.  In America, the jobless rate is skyrocketing, and people are losing their homes while the cost of living is rising around them.  At this time of crisis, we want to be able to turn to those in power to guide us through these troubled waters.  So this week it was especially troubling to see one of those stewards of our hopes and dreams make a decidedly ill-informed decision.  Is it any wonder that we, as common hard-working folk, seethe at such misuse of power, when many of us would be glad to be making their gobs of money, along with the knowledge that we would never be so supremely bone-headed?

I am speaking, of course, of the Sci-Fi channel’s recent decision to rename, no, wait, “rebrand” their network “Syfy”.

Really?

S.Y.F.Y.W.T.F.

They claim it will still be pronounced the same.  I claim otherwise and will henceforth and forever only pronounce it as it would seem to actually be written; like “jiffy” with an “s”.

Clearly the execs at NBC Universal, who own the channel, are panicking in their space boots.  Their most, really their only popular series, “Battlestar Galactica”, is ending this week, and they must be desperate not to lose their viewership.  So what do you do?  Why, change your name, of course!  The kids will love it!  Because when I decide what shows to watch, the first thing I check?  The name of the network.  “Boy, I’d love to see a Seinfeld rerun, but, I don’t know- it’s on TBS. That’s not a word I know and/or respond to.”

But then, neither is “Syfy”.  In fact, that’s the problem.  The term “sci-fi”, as coined by beloved editor and writer of Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine, Forrest J. Ackerman, is the proper, time-honored contraction of the science fiction genre.  “Syfy” looks like someone had a brief seizure on their keyboard.  So not only is it just plain not correct, it flies in the face of a geeky tradition we didn’t even realize was a tradition until someone f’ed with it.

But hey, the Nintendo Wii is the most popular console in the galaxy!  And its name, in some circles, means PENIS.   That may be true, but it also has Mario Kart,  Zelda, Metroid, Wii Sports, and Smash Brothers on it.

“Siffie” has Stargate.  Two of them.

Instead of concentrating on blatantly transparent boardroom “synergy” BS, why not instead make sure your remake of Flash Gordon wasn’t worse than the movie? You know, the one from the 80′s.

So, good job, network-who-shall-not-be-named!  Have fun spending your extended unemployment benefits!

On the other hand, Mansquito was pretty epic.

Story- Geoff Johns and Jerry Ordway
Art- Jerry Ordway

jsa-24Boy, Geoff Johns likes to get his hands deep and dirty in the sandboxes, doesn’t he?  Between introducing new colored Lanterns, and freeing the city of Kandor, the guy sure doesn’t balk at playing with the core mythologies of the DC pantheon.

In this issue, some of the senior members of the JSA, along with the newly returned Atom Smasher,  accompany the recently de-Shazamed Billy Batson back to the Rock of Eternity to face off against Black Adam, Isis, and, as teased last issue, a corrupted other member of the Marvel family.  You know, the one who also apparently has an evil hair stylist.

As someone without the cash flow, time, or John Nash-level mental capacity to be a DC completist, I appreciated the quick origin of Captain Marvel presented here, which gives all you need to know about Black Adam and his connection to Billy and his family.  Odd that we had to wait until part two of the arc, but I had faith that Johns would get us up to speed at some point.

Pretty standard beat-em up fare here, until we get to a mysterious mist that swallows up Jay Garrick, and this is where the mythology tweaking comes in, as it seems to lead to, let’s just say, someplace new. And lo, I am intrigued.

Of even more note, however, is the “Origins and Omens” back-up story here, by Matthew Sturges and Fernando Pasarin, which falls more into the “Omens” category.  Much like an earlier JSA issue teased upcoming stories with some excerpted panels,  a renegade Oan narrates a future of worse things to come for the legacy team, hinting at even more of a rift forming in the ranks.  With Bill Willingham taking over the reins of the title soon, I think we’re gonna get a lot of awesome coming down in this corner of the DCU.